My sisters Birthday is in a few weeks, in the interest of not forgetting. I got her birthday card early. I dislike shopping for greeting cards, they haven't changed a bit since I was a kid. Everything is a monkey or an old lady or some shirtless wank in a cowboy hat. Feh!Where are the type of cards for people like me? The type of sentiments that express how I feel about deep, stirring emotions? This is the card my sister should be getting.
Happy early birthday sis, I made you a fucking card all by myself!
Making this card for my sibling, got me thinking of all the other cards I could have sent to people over the years.