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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

How to kill a Christmas tree


This past Christmas was the fattest Christmas I have ever had.
My husband made lasagna, we had pumpkin pie and sugar plums. By the end of the day I was like…….
Now that all the feasting frenzy is over and all the Christmas cards burned for warmth. I wonder, what the hell am I supposed to do with this Christmas tree?  We live in the woods, is it silly to leave a tree on the side of the road for pickup when you live in the woods? Do We just drag the tree into the forest and shoot it?
Death by firing squad?
Do I make Gabriel Byrnes do it for me?
Maybe I can bury the tree in the pet cemetery?
 Ok, alright bad idea. 
I guess I’m doing this the old fashioned way. 

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