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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Clothes shopping


I need clothes.
I never shop.

Times being what they are, if I do get to shopping, it’s at a thrift store to buy dead peoples clothes. Now everything has built up to its predictable conclusion. I am out of everything, all my socks have holes, all my pants are falling apart and my shirts look like I was attacked by Mothra. My husband says there is room in the budget to get a few things. He wants to take me shopping. It’s been such a long time since I have gone shopping in a normal department store. I don’t even remember what size I am. I hope I remember how to try on clothes.
 Ass on top right?

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